A Chinese Torture Chamber Story

A Chinese Torture Chamber Story
A review of the movie by a foreigner, for those who had watch this before (you guys know who you are), comment please.

Retards in Malaysia

As can be seen from this video from Malaysia, it is obviously a place with highest concentration of retarded childrens in the world.



Again, thank god that the retardness didn't spread to me when I was still a child back then in Malaysia.

going to get myself a dog

...and move to japan as soon as possible.
enough said.

Conversational English Lesson

What most boys secretly learned during recess time in school, the japanese do it the different way, they have instructional video for it.

The only way

... that makes abstinence works.


translation: no vagina, no AIDS
(poster for some AIDS awareness campaign)

Happy Fucking Birthday to Me

It's my birthday today, and I'm officially twenty now.

So, what's the big deal?

There is none of any.


Instead, let's just see what else interesting is happening today.

We have another movie from our never grew up 6 years old japanese kindergartener, the famed and beloved mischievous little bastard who have a serious innate tendency to show off his hand drawn little 'elephant' with pants off while dancing around whenever possible.

He is coming out with a new movie today in japan, Odore Amigo (Dance Amigo). Like any good Shinnosuke Nohara flick should be, this movie as expected, will have a lot of Shinchan fooling around (with pants off most of time), a lot of chasing long legged beautiful 'sister', and definitely a lot of dancing, samba dancing, as the movie title suggested. Along with the dancing, there is a special appearance by Korikki, a professional wrestler, but is actually the master of para para dance in disguise, I doubt any of you know him, so I include this video to show you his great dance moves. This guy plus Shinchan is just going to be an insanely great dancefest coming to happen.



Check out the official site, and you know what? Even kindergartener these days keep a blog, Shinchan has one right here. You going to see the photo he takes when visiting kids at other kindergartens to give out movie tickets as presents, Shinchan is the kid with largest head if you find it hard to discern and make out which one is him from all those japanese kids that probably look all the same to you.




To further commemorate what a great day today is, Studio Ghibli also released an extended trailer for their next release 'Gedo Senki' (Tales of Earthsea), schedule for release in Japan in july this year. Its director is Miyazaki Goro this time, instead of his father Miyazaki Hayao. From what I see from the trailer, it resembles the earlier style of Miyazaki Hayao works, and the artwork is still as always, sharp and stylistic, Studio Ghibli's art direction never fails to amaze.

Next, on the same day in history, April 15, year 1912, at around 2:30am, the exact time in the history that a young man named Jack died drowning after a sea vessel named Titanic hit an iceberg, at least he died fictionally in a movie called 'Titanic'. Now, he's back in a sequel movie, aptly named 'Titanic Two The Surface'. Just see the movie trailer below if you don't believe what I've just said.




What a great day today is, and happy birthday to me.

Why Woman Have Breasts?

Seriously, from evolutionary point of view, why does breasts exist? Have you ever give a thought on that before? It has no biological advantage, just like nipples on males, it doesn't make sense. It takes nutrient to maintain, and I'd say alot of nutrient, many girls usually lose a cup size after a successful diet (what a waste). Furthermore, it is not 'aerodymanic', try imaging running around with two lump of lard front of your chest, and at a time when there's no such thing as bra, like stone age, having a breast is hindrance, something that ensure you get chased down by sabretooth tiger in no time. So why?

From creationist point of view, why did God designed woman that way? If what He wants is abstinence for everyone, why not just design the breast to develop after a woman had her first sex or first pregnancy (like most animal do)? instead of develops when one reached puberty. Maybe he wants everyone to have sex when everyone at puberty afterall, in His great design plan. Now you see the absurdity? I meant the idea of creationist, not abstinence (chill, Justin). It's obviously bullshit, which many will easily agree, so creationist view is not going to be in our discussion. And by the way, I think abstinence is also proposed by the same group of people who proposed the creationist view, and don't forget geocentricity, saying the earth is center of universe, some people still believe that. It was on the newspaper few weeks ago, which the guy said, it's proven in bible. I think the bible also proved that stupidity is infinite through that guy. What a great book.

There must be a reason for this, and don't you just glad we have institutions like university with smart peoples on trying to solve every type of problems and answer all kind of questions out there. And here is the explaination of our breast problem through evolutionary psychology point of view, it's a great essay. It tried to explain why breast evolved (something to do with "Fisherian run-away selection", same reason why peacock have such frivolous feathers), and why men find breast is sexy (which how the breast looks could have some hidden signal, for example, larger breasted female may be a signal that one has enough fat, and may bear fatter child, an advantage for insulation, and body food storage). There is also some interesting stuff in it that I didn't know about before, like chimpanzees which we share common ancestral don't have permanent breast, it develops on a as needed basis. It's a 'turn off' for males chimpanzees to see a breast, unlike human, because a developed breast on female chimpanzee means it's about to give birth, or had just gave birth, trying to copulate will just be a waste of precious sperm, since it is very difficult to get pregnant in time like that.

There is so much more in it that I can't bother to list them out one by one. Go read it yourself. It's a damn good piece of work.