Say no to porn

Here I sit thinking Malaysia is a 'boleh' country all this time, hmmph! Why the goverment after saying rakyat 'tak boleh merokok' (no smoking) by issuing a clown ass campaign last time, and here comes this 'tak boleh tengok, elakkan diri dari laman lucah' (say no to porn).

Where the hell is the 'boleh' spirit??
Oh, now I know, 'boleh' is for all those stupid 'Malaysia Book of Records' stuff.
(not even a world record thing, basically, do anything no one has been stupid enough to do it before, you'll get into the book)
(update: even my favourite magazine, wired magazine has it lamented here in their latest april issues)
Now I get it. I had it all wrong for all this time.

This time instead of showing you raisin looking manballs caused by excessive porn surfing, in the style of the disgusting smokers mouth ala 'tak nak' anti-smoking campaign. They show you how to press 'alt-F4'. Good moves there, because pressing 'alt-F4' is the magical keypress that will just make porn sites dissapears from this world, and everyone will be happily ever after again, with ponies riding you to the heavens.

This must be all Justin's fault for all his talk about abstinence and shit, and see now what happened.



Speaking of all these porn sites thing remind me of a bizzare experience I once had. Some of you might know, but most not, that I once worked for a few months after graduate from high school in a kindergarten, in their small computer classroom, looking around 20 little kids and assist them or just play along with their so called computer education.

The kindergarten is sort of a catholic school, they have a church inside. I said sort of because it's not exactly one, since the students are not required a catholic, or even the staff, like me, they even have malay kids in, so it's quite bizzare when you see these kids singing stuff like 'I love Jesus' on the piano everday (or something along the same line, I have no idea on the name of the song, but I am pretty sure they have 'I love Jesus' on lyric, in chinese and english, and of course, no malay version). My classroom is just beside the piano room, and sometimes kids in my class sing along with the piano just to irk me when they have piano playing next door.

And no, I'm not that a sicko to share my story of surfing porn in a holy place like a church, that's blasphemy, and I'm not able to do it anyway, because the computer classroom is not internet-equipped. See? that is the only way to stop someone from surfing porn, even a serious porn addict like me can't do anything about it. Here's a suggestion to my goverment, want to stop porn surfing? Close down all internet service provider, it should be an easy task, there's so few ISP in the country to count to begin with.

It has something to do with the headmaster, who is also the priest of church if I'm not mistaken. There was one day that I was asked to go to his house after work. And again, NO, stop your sick little mind imagining stuff. His house was just inside the school compound, on the second floor above. I was there just to fix his computer just like he asked, you know, the usual stuff, his computer is running slower and slower for no reason at all. Of course that's what everyone says, for no reason. There's always a reason, and this particular computer of his has internet access. See where I am getting myself into? Here comes the bizzare thing, there I was power up his computer, waiting for everything to get loaded and see what I can do by looking around inside the computer. Suddenly a porn website pop-up window jumped out of no where, and instictively I checked the 'favourite' bookmark list, found some 'naughty' links up there. The priest was standing beside me while I do all this, and hell was it awkward? The first thing he said to me? "It must be my son", he said it with a cool stance. Yeah right, as I know, he only has a daughter and wife living with him, and for his daughter to look at lesbian sex? Hmm, well, that's for you to decide. I rest my case on this.

And by the way, I just want to say I get paid after that for deleting all those dirty links and cleaning up the spyware infested computer, for RM50, or maybe more, I can't exactly remember, but it was quite alot for me at that time as far as I can remember, for just doing that. I do things like that all the time, and never get paid before.